I had the funniest thing happen to me at work today -- the toilet quite unexpectedly squirted water at me while I was urinating. Hit me right in the bum at full pressure -- I was stunned, then immediately thought of a story I'd heard about a woman who got stuck on the toilet because the bum rinsing function wouldn't turn off and she sat there and sat there and finally just got up and out as fast as she could but still managed to get her clothes soaked. It doesn't really seem right that these toilets have the power to squirt back at you. Luckily, mine shut off when I hit the "off" button. I managed to get out dry :)