I signed up for a new gmail account -- Ed and I have been sending each other email to see what kinds of ads we can generate. Gmail generates ads based on the content of your email message. So far in three messages to Ed about 1) sex, 2) cows, 3) bad teeth, I've only managed to have ads generated for the third email -- several dentist/teeth care ads. Care to make an effort by penning me some lovely prose?